I was asked by a journalist whether a panic attack is worse than a paper cut? In response to this question and to indicate the severity, allow me to list all of the things that I would rather experience than have a panic attack;
- A kick in the vag
- A kick in the vag from a person wearing boots
- Stubbing my toe every hour on the hour
- Falling face-first into dog sh**
- Accidentally deleting all of my phone contacts
- Accidentally deleting all of my Instagram followers
- Giving up alcohol for life
- Doing a skydive dressed as a budgie
- A daily bitch slap from Ru Paul. (Tbf, that would be an honour).
- Plucking out twenty nose hairs with rusty tweezers.
I’m sure you get the point. What about you, what would you rather experience than panic? Share with me on Instagram.